/endchan/ - Endchan Outage Bunker

>>30
Henlo

>>30
>>32
Good morning NEETs.

The other thread has proper title, but the img is borked.

>>33
mording

>>34
The executive NEETcopter failed to lift him here. RIP. 

We have lost three or four NEETs this month.

>>36
What a year.

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>>37
There is nothing we can do it about it now.

>>36
> lost 3 or 4 already


Don't work, don't eat.
//angrily awaits board repairs.

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> Trans teacher with Z-cup prosthetic breasts could be forced to stop wearing them to school after board adopts a dress code - despite 'telling students they would be suspended for taking her picture'

>>Students and parents have raised concerns about Lemieux's attire, saying it 'mocks women and the education experience'. Until now the board has supported her decision to dress that way, and in December it emerged students had been threatened with suspension if they took photos of her.
>>He said even if 'a dress code is implemented for non-discriminatory reasons, it would likely be found to be discriminatory where it adversely affects an employee or group or employees on the basis of their code-protected grounds.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11627739/Trans-teacher-Z-cup-prosthetic-breasts-stop-wearing-school.html

>>41
I was hoping to read a story about it getting a rubber tit caught in some woodworking machinery at school.

>>43
We can stay hopeful NEET. I pray for that too.

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> Bizarre moment horse in the backseat of a car goes through McDonalds drive-thru: 'He's excited for his ice cream'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11626607/Horse-backseat-car-goes-McDonalds-drive-Central-Coast.html

>>46
That car has at least 1 horse power.

>>47
Well bantered.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2853155/Video-Britains-non-binary-priest-says-God-loves-variety.html

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>>50

>>50
>>52
>>53
Well, this sucks.

>>55
Fun thing is I saw it start rendering, then it borked.

>>54
board do not be liking png

>>56
yeah same for the one just then

>>57
OP is png

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> tfw the bunker board is not working

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Let's see a gif, and a jpg.

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smol png

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large png

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Dan test.

>>64
Larger pngs seem to fail.
From what size? I dunno. Why? Ditto.

Let's see.

Fellas can change the theme they use via the Settings in the upper right corner.

>>30
Morning neets. The curse of friday the 13th is upon us. And it's only just begun. 

>>69
i hope its dont

>>60
inappropriate use of trev unless you believe that a woman or troon is at the root of the problem

>>69
woe

>>71
idk are they
> Vulnerability in Popular JsonWebToken Open Source Project Leads to Code Execution

https://www.securityweek.com/vulnerability-popular-jsonwebtoken-open-source-project-leads-code-execution

>>74
> https://www.securityweek.com/vulnerability-popular-jsonwebtoken-open-source-project-leads-code-execution

Is that affecting endchan?

>>76
nah
datacentre issues

They formatting 160TB hard disk with magnets manually

>>78
If only endchan was run out of someone's bedroom, none of this would've happened

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I hate it when they repeat the same line over and over.

39 in lizbef today
40 tomorrow
no happy birthday jokes plz

Who would use json for verification?

>>82
> 40 tomorrow

Wasn't tomorrow 36 year old last week?

>>83
it is just the transport/message medium

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Seven Lions feat. Lights - Stop Thinking

>>83
It is used to ensure that a user cannot self-sign a JSON object with their payload, as the validation check would fail before the object is handled by wherever it needs to go.

>>82
happy birthday m8, you're aging fast

>>85
Who would use json for transport/message medium?

>>87
Who would you get the gist.

>>83
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CtOEig1l8SA
troll toll is a metaphor for jwt and the boys hole is the resource you wish to access

>>82
About 13° hotter than what I will be.

>>91
I will set the Cool Zone to 18 degrees so that Possum's nipples get hard.

>>92
Put a couple of tassels on them.

https://www.realestate.com.au/news/medieval-manor-with-croquet-lawn-tower-and-dungeon-entices-buyers/?rsf=syn:news:nca:news:spa:strap
Weber's place after the reno

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/im-a-dog-mum-i-should-be-allowed-to-take-my-fur-baby-on-the-bus/news-story/c467922a7f20b6f5ca74cba93b0d6ee9
cave troll is churning out an article a day

https://www.news.com.au/travel/destinations/north-america/a-young-girl-says-her-discovery-of-a-rare-15-millionyearold-megalodon-tooth-was-the-best-christmas-present-ever/news-story/cc6a2b81cbdc4769442b04f19d2f5c36
I smell bullshit

At the neet compound the only birthday present neets will be allowed to give each other are live sharks, the larger the better

>>98
Weber is going to need a helper on the boat.

End is back up!

>>92
Hot!

>>101
Someone needs to hit it with that stick

>>106
not again

I hope we dont lose many execs in this heat today.

Are we kill?

End will be back, don't worry.
Dunno what's the problem yet however.

Webber's arse tracker 

>>328
Thanks Dan. 

gay niggers

We must secure the existence of our board and a future for lewd Olives.

NEETs 

Weber 

Streaming Conan
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Put the Norm McDonald episode on

>>375
It's not womboflix and I have no power over there.

Kick Shibs in the nuts and take over

>>381
Would hurt your feet, little sunshine.

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Reporting for duty neets, goon poured, about to watch some anime as I try to not to think about how my life is falling apart.

>>409
Planet Terror is running
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

?

It's back up! 

Any fellas in this thread?

>>541
Maybe 

Hit it with stick! 

>>542
Splendid.

>>543
In the meantime streaming some movies:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>543
Trying

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>>544
Ready.

Why dont they get someone to fix it?

>>550
You don't donate so we can't afford.

>>550
They're reorganising the band-aids and the old woman with the stick as we speak.

I asked, several times.
They couldn't give me a number, only said that it'd take time.

About 2 more hours.

>>556
Numbers aren't real. 

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Refreshed. 

We're on womboflix watching ''Black Mirror'' https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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>>30
not gonna watch commie moofies retards
Watching "Gravity" with that chick from the bus film where they have to keep above a certain speed or it blows up. I think it was called "Bus Ride" 

>>572
Do you sniff glue? 

>>572
I wish I had a gold chain like that 

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is on Endcorner.

>>574
Buy one.

>>574
he looks happy

>>577
Would it make me that happy? 

>>579
Only if you sniff some glue too

>>580
True and smart. 

Doing a clogger

>>582
Will the smell reach her? 

I hope Monk doesn't do anything silly without us to tell him NO.

>>583
Nah not from Lizbef. She’ll smell and see tomorrow’s though 

>>584
Monk is thriving. Living his best life. No doubt winning at his interview too. 

>>585
kek

Might sniff a little glue.

>>588
Moo glue? 

>>589
I don't think that stuff gets you high

Shitechan still down...

Well at least this thread is better than that other abomination.

>>592
Maybe it got steamed 

Nighty night. Hopefully it's back tomorrow. 

>>599
G'night NEET

im go couchbed too

4chang it is

Gonna stream Pulp Fiction next.

Getting gooned

>>588
Don't be rama rama!

Made it to Motherbat's.
Endchan still borked :(

Took Sweetie for a walk

https://twitter.com/StokeyyG2/status/1682129202080894977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
lol

Taking Motherbat to the supermarket.
Not sure why I'm posting this, it's like shouting into the void.

Still no posts...

They hate me.

Pepper pie was quite peppery. Made my nose run. Having a stdout.

Had half a chocolate eclair. Made Motherbat eat the other half.

I'm not gay or anything, but some girls have dirty looking bum holes. Unappealing.

>>624
Don't sniff petrol from a can
Don't cook poo poo in a pan

Getting really upset now

POST FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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>>662
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>>652
Long walk?

>>665
Yes

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>>666
If you guys haven't noticed...

>>666
also checked

>>667
whoa

What the fuck is happening?
Get to Motherbat and Endchong is down

>>699
> What the fuck is happening?

Language!

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Ready.

>>701
I am nigger

>>702
Yes, well said.

I wonder if Monk's on the standards.

>>704
cowardly vodka hider

>>706
He needs to become twice the man he is now. So there will be two and a half men living there.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=imbUKuQO9uE

down again :(