Why not pay tribute to Heather Heyer who bravely had a heart attack on some kid's car and he took a murder rap for it.
It would be nice if the Subject and the message were next to each other. Then you can use one to lead into the other.
Heather Heyer was so fat...
she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"
Heather Heyer goes to the Atlantic Ocean when a lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" Heather replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"