/ausneets/ - ausneets emergency hovel

Note - we've had to block all non-australian IP address ranges, to stop the russians or whoever. Apologies to vpn users

In theory I can try unblocking the country your vpn is in, but that didn't work for me.

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Endcorner will be streaming ''Frequency(2000)'' this Saturday 

https://www.tiktok.com/@atlasmothpigeon/video/7456207384810212638

Has anyone seen pidge?

Well neets, here goes nothing...

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Next edition will be johnny no-mates edition

>>8
We still have Dan.

>>9
Welcome neet.

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>>11
Shit's pretty fuck rn, Not gonna lie.

So what's happening to Endchan? It seems to work, I see ausneets filled with poo images, then it stops loading. 

>>13
The spammers started reposting old messages from ausneets. Since 90% of what we normally post anyway is just recycled ausneets memes and in-jokes, it wasn't really obvious at first. Oh, except for all the shit images.

>>14
> all the shit images.

For a moment I thought NK was back.

>>14
That makes sense.

Thanks for sharing the link with me and for redirecting from the old board to here. 

>>15
#MeToo

>>15
Perhaps he has come back as neetking the destroyer, bringing an apocalypse of shit to end us all.

> don't wanna die by poo

>>18
World clogger

>>19
Have courage neet, remember that man was born to shit.

>>17
>>16
Glad to have your company neets, if you can think of any other place neets might have taken refuge, let them know we're here.

>>22
> neets might have taken refuge,

Only place I can think of would be KFC.

>>21
👆💯

>>23
It can get very expensive there 

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>>23
I have been to both kfc and maccas in the past 24 hours, the endchan attack has been very stressful for me. And I was supposed to be on 2025 diet.

>>26
Start on the diet today or if the stress remains, tomorrow. 

>>26
You forgot my zinger burgah.

>>6
he died by rake.

>>29
RIP. 

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Reminder to any neets reading this you'll need an australian IP address to post here, we're keeping out the rest of the world, unfortunately it was the only thing we had left to block the spam attack.

>>31
Small price to pay. I will miss big fella and ovaltine though 

>>32
I think it just silently discards posts from non australian ips, so some neets might not understand what's wrong.

Testicles

>>33
I will miss Cruisey too

>>34
greetings neet

>>35
We will think of him everytime we have a tug and say "this one is for you Cruisey"

>>37
And ask the gook woman to dress like woody allen and give you a pepper grinder. All in cruisey's memory.

Garn waddle down to the local shops and get a small can of coke and a sensible amount of chocolate, then plan out the rest of the day. Would you neets like anything while I'm down there?

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Hello NEETs.

>>39
I would like a large mango. A ripe one please.

>>37
>>38
😢

>>40
Greetings neeto. That makes 5 of us. Although I have no idea which neets you are, I suspect we have the cream of the crop here.

>>40
You look well NEET. 

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I changed my VPN to an Australian server.

>>39
200ml can coke and one freddo frog please.

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>>40
hey cuz

>>13
I didnt notice the difference

It's like a big poo sliding out. Comforting and reassuring sensation to get back to the NEETboard. 
Aaaah. 

Is wrongthink only in the magyarthrea format?

So many things I haven't posted about. Can't remember them, but know they were good posts.

>>51
I went outside and sat in the sun for 10 minutes.

>>51
Into the gape! 

Can we get some flags ?

>>54
>>50
I have nfi how this place works unfortunately. I believe anyone can make a board here.

>>52
Nice. Its a bit warm today, I was sweating when I went out.

>>54
This is a nuro free zone. We'll accept an incognito Bec, at best.

>>57
If we'd consulted nuro on DOS and spam protection none of this would've happened.

>>58
He probably could've contacted the /g/ consulates in Moscow and Kiev, and had it settled by 2nd breakfast. 
We deserve this for questioning.

< accurate

How I long for his approval.

''Time for a cup of goon''

No orange or italics.

No italian oranges. Valencia sounds a bit too continental. 

>>62
I am sorry neet. Nobody should be forced to live like this.

>>54
Does the 'Post as' field down the bottom do anything?

He's the one doing it with help from tiffany

^ >>66

^ >>58 

>>58
> consulted nuro on DOS 

He can't even do dir/w

I got a haircut NEETs. I look good, I'm not gonna lie.

>>69
Hi numbo/spammer

>>65
There's also 2 'Translate to English' options in the Actions dropbox.
And Refresh just sits there. I need to refresh the page to update the posts. 
It's fine though, I don't mind. 
I think it kind of feels smoother than End.

>>70
The zigzag next to the platted rat's tail is hip.

Or post. That updates it.

Refresh

Oh. Nah. The refresh is working correctly now.

These are the kinds of posts you NEETs missed out on over the past few days. 

>>72
Refresh works fine for me. I'm suprised none of you have started complaining about the lack of (you)'s. I suspect neets will go crazy without them in a few days and start murdering and eating each other.

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Have to go all the way down to the bottom of the page for that refresh button.

>>79
I am sorry neet, noone should be forced to live like that.

Endchan has always had a refresh page freezing problem

>>70
You look very smart.

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>>70
Nordwooding status?

>>78
> complaining about the lack of (you)'s.

I have sticky notes al over my monitor with (you) on them

>>81
He needs longer arms.

>>83
Not too bad.,

>>82
That just shows how appearances can be deceiving.

>>78
I'm eating (You) first

>>84

>>88
If we're eating each other I call dibs on webby's rump and nuro's trotters.

Possum loin 

>>91
the tail is a delicacy

>>84
Lovely and kind NEET. 

Watching all these rich holywood stars having their homes burned down in california, all because they chose a sassy negress as their mayor who doesn't understand things like fire prevention.

They sent all their fire fighting equipment to ukraine lol

>>94
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit! 

> tfw no sticky notes 

>>97
When I was a kid we didn't even glue, let alone sticky notes. We had to wank the dog everytime we wanted to stick a piece of paper on something or seal an envelope.

shit, japan has vending machines for mcdonalds

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>>98
We are lucky to live in the future innit

>>99
What about a twink vending machine? Asking for a m8

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> So fat I can hardly do situps anymore, only crunches

Really got to get my shit together

harrumph

>>103
greetings webby

>>104
henlo NOOT

>>102
Think thin.

>>66
Tiffo sent me an invitation to some matrix thing today. He also chided me for having posted on neetlyfe in desperation.

>>107
Hopefully any remaining neets see the messages to this place soon, once odili gets the overboard fixed so we don't show up I want to remove all references to this place so the spammer doesn't find us.

>>51
iktf

You can make sticky notes with cum

>>108
It's already to late...

watching this homeless guy in japan on youtube

Does youtube preview work on here?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2NdXl8a3amo

>>107
Did he change your last to name to neutral guy 

>>114
I didn't click it

Never got a txt message and never got an invite to the matrix, woe.

>>/116/
What about from Clive? 

There's always the discord

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>>116
You were a lucky neet to get an invite to this place.

I've removed all references to https://wrongthink.net/ausneets from the endchan threads, and we are no longer showing up on wrongthink's boards or overboard.  We are now in full stealth mode.

>>118
There is no shame anymore. 

9 days without an alcohol
3 weeks without a goyslop

>>119
The spammer already knows this place this exists as he flooded the bunker board. There are 700 pages of threads of his crap. He will probably find this place soon enough like he did with the other board. 

>>121
Good work NEET. 

>>122
be vewwy vewwy qwiet
we ghost mode like the predator
all shimmering and shit

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>>121
I think it's time you celebrated your progress neet.

>>117
nope he ignored me

>>126
JUST

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>>124
All of you need to be fucking stealthy.

>>119
> from the endchan threads

what about the neets that come back later looking for us? if it was me I wouldnt go to discord or IRC for the link.

>>129
Then it's a good thing you're here already. I left a note directing people to ask on irc/discord for the new link. I also left a note on womboflix and some other places not associated with endchan. We're doing what we can without being too obvious to the spammer.

Lick my stinker you filthy little faggot

>>128
Anybody want a banjo tune?

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>>131
There is no stigma anymore. 

>>131
>>133
Wrong one. 

Just. 

Hey NEETs in exile

>>136
Hello.

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I finished the medic.

>>138
Greetings neet!

>>138
That turned out really good.

Thanks for the link too.

>>138
Good work NEET. 

Possum killed Pidge with a rake.

Could go a couple McOz burgers right now.

He always was a rakish individual

>>144
I heard he is now carrying the body around in is pouch.

>>144
It was a lover's quarrel

>>144
I heard he is now carrying the body around in is pouch.

Hello, am I allowed in here?

>>148
Many a handsome young NEET met their end in that pouch. 

>>151
What did you have for breakfast?

>>138
Very nice.

>>151
Only if you have got some KFC to share.

>>144

>>151
Depends, are you a russian spammer?

>>151
Idk are you? 

>>157
It says hes a global

>>151
Idk are you?

>>151
How did you find us?

>>157
Nah, that's me !

t. Nuro

>>153
Scrambled eggs, with onions.

https://matrix.to/#/#ausneets-level-one:matrix.org

this board wont last long
the matrix instance is bullet proof

>>165
Thanks tiffin

>>152
This is why Cruisey no longer posts here.

>>164
That is a good breakfast

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>>144
Doubt.

>>164
Only the real Big Fella would have known this answer. Henlo.

damn near 30℃ here.

>>170
Out hooning again

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>>145
Could go a couple myself right now. It's been a stressful day. Need healing.

>>146
Weber is Mr Chunks and Motherbat is Marion Mcdonald.

>>170
The pidge police are rolling once more!

>>172
comfy 18 here

>>174
You are thriving NEET. 

Site crawls slow, but tomorrow will be faster.

I like thriving in my car

might go and do something outside

>>179
It ''needs the stick!''

Will two sticks make it faster? 

>>180
You are NEET. 

>>179
Thank you for the refuge

>>182
surely

>>179
what makes you think this will last? 

Have you noticed that there are 1000 threads of polru spam on the main board?

>>184
It's BO's work. Here BO. And Ovaltine.

>>186
check ur attitude, shitballs

>>14
your a retard. IGA is spamming this board. I duno if he's in with rupol spammer but he's taking advantage of the confusion. 

>>181
You should. It will do you good.

>>186
Just ignore it for now, will ya.

>>187
They are good NEETs

>>189
He even spammed his own board to make himself look innocent.

>>189
Is this IGA thing is a recycled meme or a real opinion? I can't tell.

>>189
>>192
Do u think he shit in the pan ? 

>>193
Its the retarded guy trying to get people to talk about him

He is a very lonely and naughty little boy.

>>192
so the poo images were mixed in with previous ausneets posts
thats weird that the polru spammer would do that. Its so inconsistent and bizarre that he would attack ausneets that you'd have to be retarded to think it was the same spammer. ITS FUCKING IGAY HE'S SPAMMING AS WELL AS THE POLRU SPAMMER

>>198
Just stop it

>>192
Stanners is always 2 steps behind

I KNOW THIS FAGGOT AND HIS PATTERN
WHEN YOU MAKE A SAFE SPACE FOR THE FUCKING TROLL THEN HE TROLLS YOU
THANKS BO
THANKS FOR MAKING A SAFE SPACE FOR THIS PERSISTENT TROLL

Where's this banjo tune?

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>>202

HEY BO DID YOU THINK THAT IGAY WOULD BEHAVE
DID YOU SEEK TO PLACATE HIM
WERE YOU HOPING HE WOULD CALM DOWN
IS THAT WHY YOU WOULD BAN AND DELETE ANY ONE CALLING HIS SHIT OUT
WELL NOW HE HAS PERMA FUCKED THE BOARD
GREAT PLAN RETARD
REALLY UN FUCKING HELPFUL

>>202
We need the dulcet tones of the banjer to soothe the savage mong

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Troll safe space

Just ignore Tiffo's sperging.

>>193
I don't believe it has anything to do with any ausneets members. 

Such a desperate attention whore

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Is this normal? 

Careful neets, this board doesn't have the same amount of resources as endchan, if you start malding too hard you might crash the whole thing.

One day I shall plunder Posso's pouch
His Marsupial Glory shall be Mine!

Careful neets, this board doesn't have the same amount of resources as endchan, if you start malding too hard you might crash the whole thing.

I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN
YOU GO BE NICE TO A RABID DOG
AND IT TEARS YOUR FACE OFF
YOU CANT BE NICEY NICE TO A FUCKING TROLL
NOW YOU ARE STUCK WITH IT
WE ARE ALL STUCK WITH THE TROLL

>>216
Can you shut up please

I OFFERED TO DEAL WITH IGAY
I HAD A PLAN
I DID IT BEFORE
BUT YOU ARE TOO WEAK
TOO SCARED TO CONFRONT IT
SO YOU BAN ME INSTEAD
NOW I HOPE HE TROLLS THE BOARD TO DEATH
ITS THE ONLY WAY OUT NOW

>>212
It'll learn to lick it. 

He definitely wants some attention
Yep  , pretty sure he wants us to notice him

>>211
There is no stigma any more.

I've missed this.

BUT YOU GO LIVE IN DENIAL
OH TIFFIN IS WRONG
ITS THE POLRU SPAMMER
IGAY IS JUST A DICKHEAD
STOP MAKING A FUSS
JUST SHUT UP AND IGNORE IT
OH PLEASE STANLEY STOP TROLLING
OH NO I LOST CONTROL OF THE BOARD
MAYBE IT WILL BE OKAY

YOU WEAK COWARD
YOU KILLED OUR NICE COMFY COMMUNITY
IT WONT BE OKAY
YOU WRECKED SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
NOT IGAY
HE IS JUST A FORCE OF EVIL
YOU WRECKED IT
YOU

I felt like a snack and then I remembered I got a bag of apricot cubes earlier.
I am happy now. 

>>222
The stigma is gone. 

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pictures stopped working

>>227
The retard was spamming

I've missed this.

Webber missed me once 
Then he adjusted his aim

>>230
The bullet passed cleanly through both buttocks

>>231
He is a crack shot

>>232
heh

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>>227
It works for me(tm)

https://www.drive.com.au/news/byd-launches-first-sub-30k-ev/

Hard to compete with

>>235
i bet its good

>>235
Does it come with a Pepper Grinder? 

>>234
You must be a good NEET

>>237
PIPPA?!

a tapir's donger is 60% of it's body length

>>212
I'm sure posting 4.3MB .gif files is a good idea then.

>>241
She'll be right. 

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Night. 

Night. 

>>243
Good night Pidge. xx

>>243
Night fella!

Fucking weird - all the other cars in my block of flats are gone, except for mine. I wonder if there's been a tsunami warning or something and everyone has evacuated will I've been posting here.

Fucking weird - all the other cars in my block of flats are gone, except for mine. I wonder if there's been a tsunami warning or something and everyone has evacuated will I've been posting here.

>>247
They are probably doing work on the carpark 

Watching the news, thought of this song

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hZj9bi7YNmI

>>247
Heh. Perhaps everyone are using bikes now. You are the only unhealthy person in the block.

Death to the car driving infidel!
A curse be upon his infernal combustion engine!

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>>251
I just have...a heavy build from when I used to play football, that's all.

How is los angeles on fire in the middle of winter anyway?

>>254
A combination of arson, not doing any brush clearing, not having any water, and electing a nigger mayor/governor.

California also sold all of its water rights to a single billionaire family a while back.

>>255
> single billionaire family

who also just happen to be jews

>>256
Pure coincidence.

Hello retard I am noticing you
You are a good retard!
Yes you are!
Who's a good retard then?
(you)are!

>>254
This: >>255
Also they have fires all the time. They only talk about it when it matters for some reason.
Same with Brazil and jungle fires.

>>138
Turned out to be very nice.
Medics don't have red crosses in WH40K universe?

This place isn't as obscure as you think. I found it by searching /ausneets/.

Fuck me dead, I forgot to go to Coles. Time to starve.

Looks like tiffy has arrived.

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>>262
Cheers, no he has got the caduceus on his shoulder though.

>>269
I see. That's a stylish pick from the creators of this game.

>>271
There is one army uses knights templar symbols but apart from that they avoid any crosses and such 

>>265
on google?

>>269
Looking schmicko

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Looks like poppy seeds on top

Heroin angus

>>266
Order some ubereats

>>276
Does putting an enema of crushed poppy seeds into your angus get you high? Asking for a mate.

Angus McHeroin glanced around him before ducking into the dark alley.
Detergent followed him , bold as a tomcat and cool as a cucumber.

>>279
Micro novel.

Hungry. No food.

This site is awful.

My arse is awful

Like fucking a plastic bag.

>>279
Kino

Snacking on some pretzels. Years ago a dietician told me they were a healthy alternative to chips. Still fat.

>>282
it's alright

>>286
Doctors want you unhealthy so they get more money off you. 

>>286
> a dietician 

They tell the executives to eat lots of vegetables. They earn 90k a year for that.

Is there a way to link without typing >>numbers ?

>>290
Click Reply?

>>291
Aha !
Thank You kind NEET 

>>289
Imagine the kfc you could buy if they stopped wasting it on dieticians.

>>294
The dieticians would have to get jobs at kfc
I like the ironing

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This pornographic image I came across made me think of Cruisey.
I hope spoilers work on here.

>>296
Cruisey would be trying to finger her bumhole

>>296
Spoiler works.

Cruisey could get the mongs to rub and tug each other and then invoice them both twice 

>>300
Shrewd business idea.

test

osterone

toblerone

Sierra Leone

Sergio Leone

Nice tugger

Crave a big mouthful of sweaty balls

Sara Lee

>>309
Get on grindr.

>>310
The French vanilla.

>>307
That was well replied

Mouthful of Sergio's vanilla balls.

>>314
The crushed nuts.

Thinking of the pizza hut dessert bar now. RIP

Beaten thick

>>316
All you can eat for $10 was good

When is endchan back?

>>319
Not sure. As soon as possible. We are working on something and other stuff can be tested too.
In the meantime enjoy this joke:
> I found a four leaf clover yesterday!

< You got luck?

> Hell, yeah, I found another today!

X

>>320
Thank you for the joke.

Here's another joge:
In the 80s during the perestroika the Soviet leaders decide the country should open the first strip club. They create a first class place but it just doesn't attracts people. So they invite an American expert, a strip club owner, to give his opinion what are they doing wrong.
He says:
- The place is great, but the stripper... is entirely unsuitable.
- That's impossible! She's even met Lenin!

>>325
Was that stripper Rosa Luxemburg?

>>326
Heh.

harrumph

>>328
Good morning.

>>329
Nice.

>>329
Handsome fella 

Want to suck Olive's pepper grinder.

It's falling out of me. 

Driving Motherbat back to her house this morning. Have to stop at Noarlunga on the way for a thing.

All Day I Drive About motherbatS

annoyed this dickhead made it here

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Morning bros, feels like a holiday home. Maybe there's a beach outside.

Fucking losers, stop jacking off in here and fix Endcoom

>>316
what sort of desserts did they have?

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downloaded this from the jews. 
its literally filmed in one take. 
absolute poo
camera is all over the place
motion sick after five minutes. 
tab closed. 

Cut it out

Some of you neets are ok, but we got some hard core retards on here

Steamer Power Hour. 

Retard gonna retard

What a clever little retard you are!
Are you going to shit on the floor and then eat it for an encore?

I bet he does

ICC getting sanctioned for trying to arrest bibi.

my fucking abdominals muscles are cramping again because I twisted sideways to wipe my arse, I'm so fucking unfit, need to get on the exericse wagon

>>393
You need a high powered bidet and a satin cloth. 

Sorry BO I think I accidently made a thread 

>>394
My brother became a fan of the bidet when he was in Japan.

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>>395
It's ok, we all have these little accidents as we get older, I'll send in a nurse to wipe it up.

Most people would eat spam and then generate shit.
Not our retard though.

Imagine his fat shit stained fingers flapping away on his phone lol
All this effort just to be retarded

>>356
scott adkins is one of my favourite b movie actors, he is like a jean claude van damme for the 21st century

Watching Mel Gibson on Joe Rogan. Pretty good. Calls the Pope an apostate. 

The only retards are the ones who can't run a website properly and make gayassfaggot excuses 

>>432
The scan I had said my postate was normal size.

>>430
> fat shit stained fingers

PROJECTION