/endchan/ - Endchan Outage Bunker

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Hit it with a stick

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> We'll have it back up soon.

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> We are going down all the time! Endchan!

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All right.
Endchan is back in business.

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Endchan is down again.

leave it down, it makes no sense to work on this site, it would ruin you reputationally if any authority found out you were working on it. there is constant child pornography posted and the site is unreliable

endchan is down

shiban is to blame

no shit i am panic attack right now

just wanted to post about my dinner now I cant

shibs is putting the hobo on cytu.be
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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Will be back, no worries. Can take some hours tho.

HIT THE FUKN SERVER HARDER SHIBS
USE A HOCKEY STICK THIS TIME!

It's back up.

based

Down again.

Up now!

is endchan down?

I told shiban but he ghosted me

why?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HELP

might go out for ice cream

peak NEET hours, WASTED!

Endchan seems to be down.

why?

Good Morning NEETs.
might mow the grass today

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where are the neets?

https://endchan.net should work
.org is down for now

Was wondering why .org died. Glad .net's up, though.

Hate to bug but any ETA the on .org domain?

>>23357
Sorry I don't now.
Still figuring out what's the problem. We have some seasonal health issues too, but that's life, I hope Anons can survive their cold fine.

Ah. Well, best of luck on that endeavor and I hope you feel and the other staff get better soon.

Endchan.org is up.

>>23359
Thanks.

Endchan is down again.

it's up.

Down again. Such is life.

tfw endchan is down again

>>23365
Post pic.

We're getting back up it.

👍🏻

Down again.

It's up!

Down again.

Up. Hoping remains.

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https://privacy-search.co/?KH6cv/emmi-sellers.rar

down again

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Down

>>23379
Bill Gates virus takes it's first life

>>23380
kek

Endchan desperately needs Monk! 

Ate too much
Feel sick

TFW you will never attend a log rolling rolleo down at the lake with your best bro Tiffin.

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>>23385
I reccomend you come down to the clinic right away for your vaccine booster! Its free and you will be protecting the community so dont be a imoral jerk and get your fucking shot, NEET. 

test

End is down again.

Rollercoaster. Down again.

gib it back plz!

>>23413
Should be back.

something is up with the board, I cant post and get a 415 error.
Some other neet can post but it comes up blank

odilli said he will fix it

he fixed the board but didnt get my bikkies I asked for

>>23418
Meow. 

Whats wrong with the board, its freezing here.

We are doing a database backup and upgrade. We will be back. It's a minimum of 3 hours but possible 24-48 hours if we really fuck things up.

>>23428
> 3 hours

u can do it!

Wanna rub Shib's belly

>>23428
That was a smooth redirect. Thank you.

>>23428
> 24-48 hours if we really fuck things up.

You need MonkAI. 

We also need the non-standard 24 hour time for MM:HH AM/PM time

>>23430
> IKTF

Here's some concentration music for Ovaltine: https://youtube.com/watch?v=mUQHGpxrz-8

>>23434
Very soothing, good choice for him.

>>23428
Fuck the database. 
GM NEETs. 
Its snowing and cold here. 
Nearly missed bin day.
Tragic.

>>23437
GMN.

> Nearly missed bin day.

> Tragic.

What was else was tragic if you didn't miss it?

When is the HP TV show going to be streamed?

>>23441
kek

>>23441
eating a turtle so it can eat plastic inside you

Might go and practice reverse custard spongebobs and 540 chocolate paddingtons on my BMX

fell off

>>23449
Just admit  you're going to wheel your bmx to the bakery.

>>23456
That is more than 60 meters

>>23439
Doesn't drop until Dec 26 apparently.

it's over

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https://x.com/ema7oil

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Good morning NEETs.

Homeless mong mate threatening to move in on me. Not keen.

>>23462
Be firm with him NEET. You are in control. Keep the doors locked.

>>23460
Fuck off, whore

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Forgot to buy wrapping paper, so had to use Christmas koalas for her Mother’s Day presents.

>>23461
GM

>>23466
You have done well. She will understand.

DB migration status update: back up is finished and first upgrade is complete, moving forward, no problems looking good, moving on to the next upgrade

I forgot to post that I sharpened my second knife with the pyramid angle guide. Its not easy to get the front part of that knife because there is no flat reference plane to contact with the pyramid, because of the way its ground. Flat side kitchen knives would be a lot easier. 

how come I cant post then?

>>23472
Good news. Thank you.

>>23474
cant read is your problem

put me and sweetie first in the card before sisterbot and bill and the grandkids

>>23477
You paid for the card it is right.

>>23437
Make me a snow neet please.

>>23458
Woe.

>>23466
Lovely card and wrapping.

>>23466
Very nice

too much water in the dough and it overflowed in the bread maker. I never learn.

>>23486
bread makers seem like a giant pain in the arse on the whole
hand kneeding sucks and is messy, that's the only good thing about bread machines

>>23486
Should have used an extra layer of paper towel.

Endchan .net and .org are back online

good

>>23489
Excellent. Thank you.

Is MonkAI fixing it? 

back up

Both endchan.net and endchan.org are down.

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СДАВАЙСЯ, ХОХОЛ! ТУТ АХМАТ СИЛА! ХОХОЛ! ХОХОЛ! АХМАТ!
GIVE UP, COCKHOLE, HERE IS THE AKHMAT POWER!, COCKHOLE! COCKHOLE! AKHMAT!
СДАВАЙСЯ, ХОХОЛ! ТУТ АХМАТ СИЛА! ХОХОЛ! ХОХОЛ! АХМАТ!
GIVE UP, COCKHOLE, HERE IS THE AKHMAT POWER!, COCKHOLE! COCKHOLE! AKHMAT!
GIVE UP, COCKHOLE, HERE IS THE AKHMAT POWER!, COCKHOLE! COCKHOLE! AKHMAT!

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Выборы в Госдуму пройдут в установленные сроки и в строгом соответствии с законом, заявил Путин

Ура! РОССИЯ! РОССИЯ! РОССИЯ! СОСАТЬ, ХОХЛЫ! Форс бензина? Сосать! Сосать! Сосать!