/possumsentme/ - ausneets secret base

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Let's give this place some comfy pictures, make it more homelike.

YOU WILL NEED AN AUSTRALIAN IP ADDRESS TO POST HERE

Also if the endchan ausneets BO made it out of endchan alive, can you please contact me.

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Reminder, this board is SECRET, please do not tell anyone else about it. Only good neets are allowed here. Neets we are not sure about have been sent to another board for observation.

Ok, how the fuck do we find and invite the good neets to this board in secret when it's all anonymous and we don't know who they are?

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I am here.

>>4
You could try his email.

Odili has set the POW captcha far too slow in an attempt to stop the spammer, but I saw no evidence before it was stopping the spam. We need to get him to speed it up.

>>7
Greetings neet! This has been a very frustrating past few days for all of us.

ffs, I thought I locked down ausneets, somehow it's full of spam again

Odili isn't responding to me, shiban is still asleep, can't do anything to fix problems, very frustrating.

Is starting a new ausneets board on 8chan.moe an option?

Hey NEETs it finally let me in.

Waited 20 minutes and it didn't work but it did after a few minutes when I retried.

>>14
Hello NEET. It is good to have you here.

>>16
Praise the NEET Gods I thought I was alone 

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Don't think I posted this squad.

>>15
>>16
>>17
I'm glad you neets made it, I was worried that were proper fucked. I'm also really paranoid right now, I'm having a conversation with imisshelen on cytube, but he sounds weird.

I think we're screwed for tonight, won't be able to fix up anything until tomorrow. It's just an imageboard, it's not life and death, and one night won't kill us.

>>20
We'll survive.
We can send out search parties tomorrow.

>>19
> but he sounds weird

The mallards have mesmerised him. Many such cases.

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>>21
The comfy will inherit the earth

>>22
Many a man is mesmerised by malicious mallards 

>>23
That is one of my favourite Pepes

> tfw you don't know what Webby had for dinner or if Cruisey got tugged or if Monk is still alive

Neets, there's the small possiblity that some neet user accounts have been hacked, we have to be careful. But we also have to somehow rally the neets.

>>26
I don't know if monk is still alive either, haven't seen him for a while

>>28
Have we heard from him since he stopped drinking?
I think that was a week or so ago.
The wagon may be stuck in dangerous ground.

Cruisey has been eating watermelon.

>>30
Racist

Not sure if I can stay up too late tbh

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Forgot my video 

I believe that all shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well 
Gnight NEETs 

>>34
Sleep tight NEET. 

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Monk will get this joek

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Night.

Soz. I liek ducks

>>33
It will not play for me NEET. I am sure it was a good one.

>>34
Good night.

>>37
Good night Pidge. xx

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>>29
or possibly the wagon pulled directly into a drive through bottle shop and he's been comatose ever since

>>38
it plays ok for me, you could try clicking on the snaptik.app filename and downloading it, playing it locally with a media player.

>>36
webby would get it, not sure monk ever used vim

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Alright neets, garn bed, hopefully this place will still be here in the morning, because I don't have the energy to do it again, one of you will have to carry on without me. GN.

>>41
"Save link as" just saves it an html document, not an mp4.

>>43
Good night NEET. You have done good work for us.

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Ok, we're back, good morning neets!

feel like getting some ham and cheese crossaints for breakfast...but it would be work

It's falling out of me. 

>>48
easier to control than a forceful pressure spray

The captcha is still being super annoying, I have to reload the page every 10 minutes or it stops working. I will do whatever I must to feed my addiction.

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Want my frens back

>>46
Good morning NEET

>>52
Good morning. Just wanna post.

Endchan lets me get to the catalogue now but then it's endless blue and green circles.
Still it's an improvement I guess.

>>54
the circles are much faster now, loads in about 30 seconds, it's progress

>>53
We are exiles grubbing in the dirt for our (you)'s.

>>55
Yeah it's a lot better than yesterday

>>56
Take my (you) neet, we must all share in these dark and desperate times.

> Endchan is under attack. We are working on the mitigation. We are the same as you just some blokes on the internet and yes WE DO IT FOR FREE. We can only work on it when we have the free time. And that's what we need some more time. Thank you for your patience.

>>59
They have been up all night hitting it with sticks.

Yesterday we had 3 different captchas on wt /ausneets/, didn't stop the spammer. Would prefer it if odili just turned off the wrongthink captcha for now, and we rely on secrecy to protect this board.

Ironically this is the one time that somebody impersonating the other NEETs might be kind of handy.

> will imitate NEET board for $

>>63
could be a good paying side hustle, cenno will never find out

> https://www.axios.com/2025/01/10/meta-dei-memo-employees-programs

Diversity is kill at facebook, time to delete fake boong status from your resume neets

Ok, odili is saying he's going to fix the captcha needing to be done every 10 minutes, make it 12 hours

>>66
I haven't had to do a captcha
Is that on endchan?

>>67
it's an automatic captcha, you click a box or wait a minute while the colored circles load, but it was causing autorefresh to fail every 10 minutes or so

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Good morning Chat.

>>18
They look good NEET. Very impressive.

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>>69
good morning neet

>>68
Ah yeah, it's doing that but not letting me in.
It just gave me a server error after 5 minutes of blue and green circles.

just had another captcha after odili said he'd fixed it, oh well, we'll see if it's fixed soon

>>69
Good morning NEET

>>72
You're posting here now right? Unless this is all my own personal psychotic episode.

>>75
I meant on endchan, here its letting me straight in

>>76
Is anyone posting on endchan still? I consider it to be enemy territory, held by the brown hordes for now.

>>77
No idea I haven't got to the thread since yesterday morning.

Does anyone know which neet portality2 might be?

>>79
No but I don't trust him that doesn't sound like a neet name

>>79
I have never heard of him. Sounds sus.

He will open a portal here and we will be kill by demons

Ask him which vegetables did Possum grow

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We must all be on our guard.

If the board stays functional for a few more ours we'll have to figure out how to reach the good neets remaining and invite them here without alerting the bad ones.

>>85
I think womboflix as a doorway works but that puts all the stress on boardNEET.

>>86
it may have to be, but I can't keep watching that tab 24 hours a day

>>79
Also kimiron34?

Are you a real NEET?
If so answer the following:
What colour were the high heels?
Which NEET has bumrash?
What vegetables did Possum grow?
What is a clogger?
Where did NK drink at home?

>>88
Those names sound like names people use on social media

>>89
A problem is that one of the long time ausneets members appears to be a traitor, who gave away our location to the russian spammer, so low level neetlore is not enough, for now we can only invite neets we're sure about. 

>>87
Yes you can.

>>89
The bad NEETs will be able to answer questions on NEET lore. We need to be very careful.

>>91
That was our usual retard spamming the other wrongthink board he started out doing the its not me its nuro shit.

>>93
All verified NEETs must get a pepe tattoo'd on their left testicle.

That was IGA spamming those soyjaks.

>>96
Possibly. We can't be 100% sure.

>>97
It was him, same posts same replies same method.

>>94
We've been under attack by at least two spammers, one is the russian/shit spammer who has automated scripts and captcha bypass and has taken the entire endchan complex, the other was a long time ausneets user who was posting soyjacks, It's complicated.

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>>95
I know my testicle looks funny, but this is mine.

>>99
He does have a shit fetish and he does like imitating others.
It could be both but he has spammed our board the same way many many times.

>>100
Long dangly NEET balls
Nice pepe though

>>101
There are two separate spammers. The ausneets spammer used the public boards on wrongthink to tell the russian spammer about the hidden /ausneets/ board. He wouldn't have had to do that if they were one person, or they were working together.

For now iga, tiffin and nuro are all under suspicion, until an investigation by the pidge police clears them.

>>103
He has done the same bot spamming on our board lots of times before when NEETs object to the retard show going back years now.

In the past its always had a "move to my discord/16chan/board" attached to his games and that matrix place has been mentioned a lot.
Same shit different day. 

>>106
That is Tiffin who does that.

>>107
Tiffin is a persona

Seriously do you not remember when he had nuro and tiffy team up to fight the evil iga on the sekrit discord?
That was a bad plotline even by his standards

10K I remember trying to talk you out of this conspiracy theory some time ago but you are fixated on it.
I know you are genuine but you just muddy the waters by saying all this crap with such a confident tone even though you are wrong.

>>110
Or maybe you are blind 

We know Nuro's full name and where he works and lives. We have also seen photos of him.
IGA has posted videos of himself that show his full face and his voice. He has even posted photos of himself naked. He is not Nuro.
Tiffin lives in Tasmania and has posted photos of his food stash showing dairy brands that are only available in Tasmania.
They are not the same person.

>>110
Shush, with enough goon and choof neets can gain deep insight into these problems to a level that ordinary neets wouldn't understand.

>>112
He gathers photos from facebook I have literally linked these before.
And all of his characters are the same, obsessed with 2014 8chan, personalities made up of memes, designed to offend people to get responses and they never object to being mistaken for each other.
He forgets which voice he's doing and combines them half the time.
And they all disappear when we have a BO who bans him. 

Does anyone have a way of contacting webby or cruisey?

>>115
We need an SA NEET to write messages on walls.

>>116
I've been writing /AUSNEETS/ in out of the way places for years, where jobless loners wandering around might see them. So far I don't think it's attracted anyone. Or maybe they took one look at the board and left.

>>117
Kek,  I think it would make my day to see an /ausneets/ in the wild.

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>>118
Some day, we will be the hidden hand that secretly controls the world. Some day.

>>115
Or contact emails for the old BOs, they can probably be trusted, whoever they were.

>>120
There was a protonmail adress for the BO on the rules page I think.

Can't get the rules page to open it's still doing endless blue and green dots.

>>122
woe

[email protected]
dated 04/23/2024
Is that current?

Webby is clever and Cruisey is lucky they will find us.
>>124
That looks familiar.

>>125
I left a note for webby on the womboflix server with the location of our new board, no guarantee he'll ever look there though, he might just harrumph off out of here for good.

I'll email the BO's address later, we don't know if he's even checking it anymore.

>>126
If we lose Webby we will celebrate harrumph day in his honour every year. 

Weber has that h8niggers email address.

> Why are so many unemployed Australian men doing racisms on 11 January each year?

> Is this the new dole bludger?

> More news at 11

>>129
shit he does too, anyone remember what it was fully?

>>132
100% sure? I don't want to accidentally mail the wrong guy.

>>133
Yes 100%

>>120
alternate theory - the bo was so desperate to escape being ausneets bo but nobody else wanted the job he hired russian hackers to destroy endchan, it was the only way to escape

Does this still work?

woe

Seeing some errors, but it's still working

Told odili about the popup error, just ignore the popup for now

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Might organise my pepe collection while the board is having problems, give me something useful to do

We working now?

If you're reading this but can't post, try clearing the cookies in the privacy settings in your browser

This is a post

>>143
reading you loud and clear

>>126
I saw that, thank you.

Is it working or not? I don't want to invite webby to a non-functioning board, that might be one harrumph too far.

>>147
It's working fine for me but I was having a big poo before when the errors popped up.

Last nights chinese food had evolved into a big slopper I had to run for it.

>>149
did you hit it for 6?

>>150
Too runny it would have become a poo shower

>>151
Is she getting less slutty?
I want more slutty Olive

Ok, messaged solidneet about this place, if we're still running in 30 minutes I'll deem the board fit for webby usage and message him.

>>154
Webby is already here NEET.

>>155
:O

>>155
WEBBY! How did you find us?

>>157
>>126
>>146

>>158
Missed that, sorry

>>159
You have failed Webby for the last time Admiral NEET.

Now if Webby can leave notes at the rub&tug places we can summon Cruisey.

We just gotta get cruisey back here and have him bring over some hot downie chicks and we'll have a party.

I wonder if there is a market for NEET on mong porn.

>>163
They would hire fake neets, just regular overweight normies, for the porn actors.

I was watching a youtube video of this japanese guy, he mopped his flat's floor clean every day. I don't even clean mine every month.

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Endcorner (not womboflix) will be showing the movie ''Frequency (2000)'' tonight

Other neets who we are not sure about may be there, be careful not to mention this place if you're going.

>>165
I think I've gone a year without mopping

>>167
better than a year without gooning

>>168
I've done that the last 2 years, only had a drink on my birthday.

The foam mats I bought a few months ago to put under my roller chair have been squashed flat like paper underneath my massive bulk.

Was getting a 'post validation error' popup, clearing my cookies and closing and reopening the tab seemed to fix it. Let me know of any errors you notice and I'll pass them on to odili, wrongthink is still very much in development.

>>170
You can get offcuts of lino from flooring places that do a good job.

>>172
might not be a bad idea, just wanna make sure they don't damage the floorboards

Floors should be treated badly they deserve it the way they just let people walk all over them.

I bought a cheap rug from K-mart to put under my chair.

Trying to wipe away all the dust under my bed, the bed is difficult to move and I am too fat to really get under there. I need a skinny third world ndis helper to clamber under there and clean while I eat kfc, give commands, and commit racisms of a casual nature.

>>175
it will become full of house dust and give you asthma

>>176
Blow the dust out with a leaf blower.
I used to clean the warehouse that way.

found some cobwebs in the pile of books i use to elevate one end of my bed to help with sleep apnea, suspect a spider has been nesting a few feet away from my head all night

>>179
The spider is probably living inside your ear.

>>180
He'll need an ear bird to catch that.

>>181
I need a pet pidge to keep my house spider free

Kek the retard is posting on 8chan now

>>183
SAD!

> taken me two hours to clean under my bed

fat life

>>185
> fat

That's a hate word.

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>>183
he's still looking for us, keep it safe, keep it secret

>>187
I might hide under Webbys bed now it's nice and clean there.
Floorboard NEET might get jealous though.

Nearly finished Dictator not sure what to read next.
Might pick something mindless and fun.

>>189
Read william gibson's sprawl trilogy, that's what I'm on now

The voices keep telling me to binge eat.

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>>191
turn the tv off neet

gotta lose weight
but I really need some more chocolate

>>192
The phone call is coming from within the house.

>>194
Sorry thats my phone I needed to use your toilet 

>>195
Was there some reason you couldn't use the flush button?

>>196
I got poo on my hands

>>103
I keep wondering if the spammer who wanted control of the /polru/ was from russian intelligence, nation state propagandists are known to run operations against social media and imageboards, and there was anti-putin activity on polru. The spammer is well resourced and persistent.

>>198
That could be the case. He had access to a lot of IPs and could bypass captchas.

I just managed to turn mobile data off then couldn't find the screen to turn it on again.
Me big mong

BRAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!

>>201
Vile.

If Cruisey doesn't show up soon I'm going to go out and get tugged.
Standards must be upheld if we compromise then the enemy wins.

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Frequency (2000) will be on in 30 minutes neets - a sci-fi thriller about a father and son who communicate across time through a ham radio and change the past. Half an hour,  Endcorner not womboflix

https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>204
But endcorner has foreign NEETs that talk funny and smell bad.

>>205
I'm sorry neet, perhaps it's best to stay in tonight.

>>204
If anyone asks, and you don't know what to say:
- "How did know you about the movie?" - it was advertised on /ausneets/ yesterday before it got locked down
- "Do you want to join ausneets on discord/matrix?" - no, you think endchan will be back up in a day or two, you can wait
- and then change the subject to speculating on who hit us, russian government hackers and some cripple in a wheelchair will generate plenty of excited conversation

>>203
Doesn't Possum have Cruisey's phone number or email?

Do not tell moofiesNEET about this board.

>>209
I like this picture

>>210
Emphatically this, moofiesneet=snowtown=tiffin

>>208
I thought webby would know how to contact him.

 >>208
They had a falling out over the duck restaurant incident. 

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>>214
Many such cases of friendships destroyed by a mallard coming between them.

Pidges bring NEETs together.

>>216
only when deep fried

When I was at school the caretaker tried to poison the pigeons but we would throw sand and stomp on the poisoned grain.

>>218
The caretaker was right. Evil creatures.

>>218
You are a good lad, when pidges take over the earth and force humans to work to death in the bird food mines they will see to it you get an overseer position.

Did imisshelen make it here?

Kek they are asking after the bunker after 30 seconds
Much subtlety 

>>218
Based. 

>>204
Thank you had no clue what I was watching. 

>>203
Get the Pepper Grinder in his honour. 

>>188
I heard it's getting pretty busy under there. 

>>161
Smart strategy. 

>>226
In these crazy housing shortage times under a NEETs bed is a highly desirable residence. 

>>140
I like these Pepes. 

>>104
> pidge police 

We are in safe hands. 

>>91
On the other board on here someone said they googled the name and found it. Probably what the spammer did. 

If tiffin and nuro are two personas of one person that person can type very fast when they're both in the chatroom.

>>229
> On the other board on here someone said they googled the name and found it. Probably what the spammer did. 

Someone who knew about wt /ausneets/ posted it to the public wt boards urging the shit spammer to spam it, and the shitspammer attack started soon after. The most reasonable explanation is that we had 2 separate spammers, not working together, which is why they had to use the public board to communicate.

>>231
It was posted on 8kun and womboflix

>>231
It's all too much for me. 

Endchan is a legitimate military target
Lol

>>232
Yes but it's very unlikely the shit spammer would've known about those - and the shitspam started shortly after the url of the board were posted to wrongthink's public boards. It's impossible to be sure, but the most likely explanation is that triggered it.

Not sure who lostneet is.

>>236
I think he is Cruisey. Ask him what colour the Angus was. If he says black he is the real Cruisey.

>>237
My angus is brown

>>237
Cruisey needs to apologise to webby for the duck incident. Then he can get an invite to ausneets.

>>239
Some duck incidents are unforgivable

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>>234
We're at war neet, whether you asked for it or not. Ausneets expects every neet to do his duty.

One time when I was out drinking with Posso he yelled out DUCK and I said where? And then a brick hit me in the face.
And I never got to see the duck.

>>238
Is that fucking you cruisey?

>>243
No I am not fucking Cruisey

>>241
Just as long as I'm not in a penal battalion

>>245
You will be assigned to the penile battalion

>>246
We shall deeply penetrate the enemy's rear formation 

You need to bring Cruisey here.

I wonder if military types giggle when they make battle plans

Have you sent a private message to LostNEET? Bring him home.

>>248
figure out some way of contacting him then

>>252
Maybe if we post lots of pictures of slutty asians smoking choof he will be mysteriously drawn here.

>>252
He is on endcorner now

>>251
he's gone afk

>>253
Now I'm googling this place just to make sure we don't show up
>>254
How do we know it's him?

>>256
I checked that earlier we good

>>125
> Cruisey is lucky

Are we talking about the cruisey who loses money on the pokies every day, or are there two cruiseys?

>>256
Ask him about the Angus. Ask what colour it was and where he got it from.

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Here Cruisey cruisey cruisey

>>258
He is lucky to have the money to throw away

>>259
Webby can you give me anything else that cruisey would know that hasn't been public knowledge on ausneets?

>>262
In the distant NEET past he was called doggo for a while.

Lostneet is ignoring my dm's because he's too smoothbrain to notice the dm box at the bottom of the screen. Cruisey for sure.

>>263
on the board, or a nickname in real life?

>>265
On the board

Ask him what the other Chicken was called. Not Helen the other one.

he says his angus was like jalapeno pepper/beige, but I'm sure it's him

>>267
I invited lostneet, the die is cast

Just ask if anyone wants to buy some choof

>>269
If he is not Cruisey we will mog you unmercifully

>>271
Webby gave me the fucking verification questions, mog him

>>272
Did you ask about the angus?

>>273
yes see: >>268

>>274
He is a good NEET.

Probably cruisey will be too choofed to figure out the new board anyway

> tfw nobody asks about my angus

>>277
you just need to stuff it with jalapenos

>>278
Hot!

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Smell that?

>>280
Vile.

Cruisey did you make it here?

>>30

THE CATCH-UP IS ON

>>125
Eemail his nuke africa email

>>285
Just deleted that post, although I guess it's public knowledge anyway. All this shit is making me paranoid and jumpy.

>>284
That could have been any NEET eating watermelon

>>286
Boo

>>208
I called him to tell him about my watermelon and he didn't tell me about this place.

>>237
I failed

Oh. The beef. 

Imagine not knowing what colour your own angus is.

>>242
Heh

>>291
Kek

Any no name neets are basically lost now. They won't be able to verify who they were.

>>295
The BO has an extensive collection of labelled elbow pics

>>284
On.
I smiled while scrolling.

Hello my dear NEET friends.
Who is here?
Board, diet, weber, 10k, 

Were any of you neets portality2 or neetizen on discord/irc before?

>>298
Hello NEET. imisshelen is here as well.

>>298
Hey Cruisey

>>298
glad you made it

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Want to share some dirty pics

>>303
Post away.

Refresh and reply are too close together

>>300
I thought that was boardNEET

I thought dietNEET was fifo too

I thought Weber was Posso

I thought Cruisey was Pidge.

Probably is.

I thought my angus was beef

Monaro is boardneet is imisshelen is pidge.

Been on the utopia mini icedcreams

>>314
Cheap knock-offs. Not up to standard. Watery ice cream. Lacks mouth feel.
But if you enjoy them that is all that matters.

>>315
They had a lemon meringue obe that was nice. The new cookie dough one is very rich.

>>316
Lemon meringue sounds nice. I generally don't like cookie dough flavours of anything. A seppo innovation. Just sugar.

>>313
Who?

>>318
He's not here now, it's past twink o'clock.

My dad died in october.
I was going to post about it but another NEET was talking about his dad not being well that day so I didn't.
He was very old and sick so it was a blessing in a way.

>>308
he did need a diet

>>313
I have literally no idea who monaro was, I thought he was a crypto currency

>>320
I'm sorry neet.

>>322
He's a car that wogs like

My own dad is old and unhealthy, I should spend more time with him while he's still here.

>>323
Thanks.

Need to make the most of whatever's left of my life.

>>325
You should.

>>298
Be aware that wrongthink is still being worked on and the captcha makes it freeze sometimes - you just have to refresh a tabto trigger the captcha. Hopefully odili won't accidentally block us with an overly extreme captcha. He's still trying to stop the spammer.

>>320
I am sorry for your loss NEET.

>>320
Really sorry to hear this. Hope the fail are okay and the service was nice.

>>322
In certain circles, he was a form of currency

Spring Gully is better

>>331
Family*

Going to church tomorrow?
There's a service near you.

>>330
>>331
Thanks NEETs

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Going to bed neets, hopefully when I wake up this place will still be ok.

Apparently 'portality' is a popular minecraft mod - did we have a minecraft neet?

>>337
Good night NEET.

I did a late night raid on the carport. There was a pidge sleeping on the air-conditioner. It flew off as soon as I touched it with the rake.

>>340
You have become the alpha pidge in the flock. They will respect you now.

>>341
I think I might have to kill one of them to make the rest respect me.
They are not getting the message.

>>342
You need to seduce the head pigeons gf 

>>343
he needs pidge neet to record a message of peace and brotherly love to play to the pidges, then while they are watching the message he can sneak up behind them and crush them with the rake

>>344
A devious strategy.  

>>320
RIP

Morg

>>347
Good morning NEET. 

>>348
Handsome fella. 

Morning bros

>>351
> tfw no cat to have breakfast with

Apparently my great grandfather used to eat at the table with his cat, and forbade his wife to join them. 

don't have anything for breakfast, so I'm garn coles to find something at the bakery - you neets want me to pick you up something there?

>>354
How whimsical.

>>355
Something small and sweat please.

My back hurts.

>>356
> Something small and sweat please.

You want me to rub the pastry into my arm pits?

>>358
Sure, why not.

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I've been thinking of how in the movie true romance, the main character talks to an imaginary elvis who acts as a life coach. Might develop my own imaginary friend today.

>>360
I call dibs on Imaginary Cruisey

>>361
I was trying to think of who would make a good imaginary life coach for me, all I can think of is tony stark

>>362
Tony Stark > Tony Coney

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Good morning Chat.

There is an american on the tv talking about the sahara desert but he is pronouncing it say-hair-er and it is annoying.

>>364
Good morning NEET

put new line on the old cow's clothesline for the second time in about 3 months

My cooch is as dry as the sayhairer

>>367
Why didn't it last?

>>369
Shitty chink wire in shitty chink plastic. Exacerbated by her insisting on putting 300kg of wet towels on a single wire instead of distributing the load.

She swings on it when he doesn't look.

I'll have to bring a swaging tool down and put some proper cable on it. She'll probably complain it's too thick for her shitty pegs then.

>>371
I like this image

>>372
Will that make you a swagie?

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Bought a piece of furniture for the hovel.

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>>375
Classy.

>>376
It will compliment the couchbed nicely.

getting tired of the refresh not working on here, wish they'd fix the captcha

>>370
I bought a new plastic washbasket at kmart a month ago, only used it a 4-5 times, it's broken in two places already, quality plastic chinesium

>>375
monk! no!

Shibs has something he wants you neets to investigate:
> shiban: boardo tell the fellas Olive's arse seems to grew a bit. perhaps she does squats.

what's hungarian for clap dem cheeks

Glaze my rind in paprika

>>375
Top and bottom hemespheres dont line up
Is it an old map? Is Australia on it?

>>384
I suspect the top can rotate.
Dunno.
Will let you know.

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Just found out bruce lee was jewish

Cow got bacon and eggs, and his throne polished. Had a poke. 50 in, up to 90 odd, down to 70, up to 90, down to 80, 130 out. It kept wanting me to quit, luckily I didn't listen. Went to the rubber and called from the carpark. They said they were busy, so I drove home. 4 missed calls and texts asking me to come back. I said no. Might have a wank but too lazy. Got a wage this afternoon so can't be a boong.

>>386
Does maternal great-uncle even count?

>>381
She spends all her time hunched over her mac pro playing anime and doing reactions while ordering her husband to whole foods for organic vegan cat food and hummus. Her arse is just fat. As firm as a waterbed. 

Might go back to bed. Yesterday I went to bed at midday and got up at 6.30 this morning.
Makes not eating junk or drinking alcohol easier.

>>385
Thanks,I look forward to the update.
Is it big enough for all your grog?

>>390
Thats too much sleep. Good work being sober.

>>387
> 130 out

Well done.

> Cow got bacon and eggs

You did well by him.